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Product added to Cart! Dave Chappelle. Movies and TV. Thurgood Jenkins : Obviously you missed the whole point of that story, Brian. It was ridiculous, he told me about his lawyer Sir-Smoke-Alot : He had sex with my momma! Thurgood Jenkins : Spirituality Sir-Smoke-Alot : God, if you listenin', help! Thurgood Jenkins : His bad back Sir-Smoke-Alot : The doctor said I need a backiotomy. Thurgood Jenkins : His love life Sir-Smoke-Alot : I'm impotent, man!

Get away from me, biatch! Thurgood Jenkins : I mean, talk about a guy with problems. Thurgood Jenkins : Not really, no. I have helped kill. I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this. I must seek Buddha.

I must seek Christ". Thurgood Jenkins : You must seek therapy. But that's just where I would go with that. Thurgood Jenkins : I've heard people say you don't get high the first time you smoke. Not me. No-o, not us. We was to' up! Thurgood Jenkins : Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke. Scarface : Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo. Thurgood Jenkins : Custodian, dick! Thurgood Jenkins : I'm sorry, yo.

I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow! Thurgood Jenkins : You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out. Scarface : Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now. Thurgood Jenkins : Me neither.

So y'all wanna smoke? Scarface : I'll get Billy Bong Thornton! Brian : No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Mary Jane Potman : My father's a drug dealer. Thurgood Jenkins : Wow, that must've been the shit.

Mary Jane Potman : It ruined his life. Thurgood Jenkins : That must've been shitty. Thurgood Jenkins : This weed was the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack. Thurgood Jenkins : I'm sexy! I'm a scholar! People like me! Sir-Smoke-Alot : Bitch! You know what I want!

I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted! Thurgood Jenkins : I got some bootie! I got some bootie! It was good, too. Thurgood Jenkins : This money is not for spending, it's for saving!

Kenny's sweet virgin ass! Gimme that! Thurgood Jenkins : I'm sorry for yelling. But I'm serious! Thurgood Jenkins : If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know. My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments. Scientist : [Nervously] Oh really Thurgood Jenkins : [voice over, in reference to weed] You can get this stuff at little corner stores called "bodegas.

Thurgood Jenkins : Bodegas. Yes, very good. Thurgood Jenkins : [Narrating] And then you got your straight-up potheads. You can spot these people by their lack of motivation, mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count. Thurgood Jenkins : Oh my goodness! Now that is a titty! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

Brian : Bully! That's a certified fully! Sign In. Half Baked Showing all 45 items. Jump to: Photos 9 Quotes I must seek Christ" Thurgood Jenkins : You must seek therapy. Thurgood Jenkins : Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke Scarface : Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo. Create a list ». M-D: my top African american comedy movies.

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